Confessions of an Insomniac

I'm typically the chick you hear before you see. I love crackin' jokes and making people smile. Slow jams are happiness ♥ Sarcasm is a lovely thing. But make no mistake, I contemplate before I speak. Like it says: DABifyouletme - nothing more, nothing less.

And she’s screaming like…

And I’m just sitting there listening like…

Then she says I have an attitude…

And I’m like…

Then she tries to hit me like…

And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…

And she’s still hittin’ me like…

And through the hits I’m like…

And I try to play hurt like…

Then she leaves… and I’m like…

(via heartbreaktherapy)

Confessions of an Insomniac

I hate when I talk to my mom…